Taking on the World, One Nowhere at a Time!
Here at the Tour de Nowhere we are avid cyclists forced by the pandemic to ride in our local areas and go virtually nowhere. We thought since we were all riding the miles we should blog about it and start fundraising. That is how Tour de Nowhere was born!
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Rozi the LandShark
Rozi the LandShark! On March 11, 2025 I picked up my new bicycle. It is a LandShark and John Slawta did an amazing job on my frame. I call my bicycle Rozinante, which was the name of Don Quixote's trusted steed. She is Rozi for short. I am not really into naming...
Some thoughts on my recent bicycle ride in Death Valley
I have been a cyclist since the 1980s when I lived in my friend’s family garage. I have written about them in the past. A family of avid bicyclists they took me under their wing and although I have always been a “slow and steady” rider, I did my thing and got where I...
TDN: Bike Upgrade
A disclaimer about this Tour de Nowhere rant. I know that there are way more important things going on the world than this nonsense but I hope it will give you a laugh and a break from the news cycle.First.. exciting news! I will be riding cross country in 2023 from...



